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Here a funny joke. Be careful when sending a gift to our girlfriend without first checking what goes inside ... |
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A friend went on trip to New York. He know his girlfriend needed a pair of sunglasses, he found an opportunity buy a beautiful and cheap ones.
Entered into an optical and after seeing several glasses, I bought some funnies. The saleswoman was the wrapped and paid the bill, but to leave, instead of taking the box with goggles, grabbed another that was very similar to the side and containing a funny knickers that surely any client of optics just buy and forget it. My friend did not realize the mistake, so I went directly from there to post the box and sent him to his girlfriend, along with a letter. The girlfriend received the package and was puzzled by the content, so I read the letter which read: Dear me: "I hope you like the gift you sent, especially because of the lack that you do, as you do not have any, then the others that had already taken too much time on them and these are the things you have to change Once in a while. I hope there will be successful with the model. The salesperson told me it was the latest fashion and taught me that theirs were the same. So if I were to see light, picked up and I got there. You do not know what the salesperson laughed, because these female role models in men are very funny and I know that I have some very elongated features. A girl who were there asked me, taking off theirs so that I saw the effect it did, and girl, I saw the great, so I chose and bought it. Put and show it your parents, your siblings, in short, the whole world to see what they say. At first you will feel very strange, accustomed to go with the older and more now that you have been a time without carrying any. If you are small you tell me, if not, you are going to stop when you sign off and the whole world will notice that you have. Be careful also that you are not big, lest you walk and you are falling. Take her with care not to break away and, above all, do not leave them to go out there and lose, you have the habit of bringing them more in the hand that placed, to see all your charms. In the end, so that I will instruct nothing else. Only tell you that I am anxious to see them implemented. This is the best present he could get, baby." |



