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Some reasons why it is better be a man...
1. The talks lasting 30 seconds.
2. You know things about cars and tanks.
3. The nudity in movies are almost always female.
4. The five-day vacation requires less of a suitcase.
5. Queues in the bathroom are 80 percent lower.
6. For the old friends do not care if you've gone up or down in weight.
7. Your ass is not a decisive factor in job interviews.
8. All your orgasms are real.
9. You are given more credence by the smallest act of intelligence.
10. You can be bathed and ready in 10 minutes.
11. If someone forgets to invite you somewhere, can still be your friend / a.
12. Your underwear costs USD 6 for a pack of three.
13. None of your co-workers has the ability to make you mourn.
14. If you're 34 years old and single, nobody cares.
15. You can be president.
16. The flowers arranged around it.
17. You can take a white T-shirt to a place where there is water sprinkle a lot.
18. You can remove the shirt when it's hot.
19. The mechanics do not lie so much.
20. No matter what you do not realize your new haircut.
21. Do not be dropping like a person does not mean you do not like to throw a good dust with it.
22. You can watch TV with a friend in silence for hours without thinking "He should be angry with me."
23. People never look at your chest when you talk.
24. You can go to visit a friend without thinking that you roll.
25. You can buy condoms without the store you imagine naked.
26. If someone appears at a party with your own jersey, you can become a friend of him.
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