Here a record of shorts jokes:
1. Two friends:
- Hey, You slept with your wife before you get married?
- I do, and you?
- Me too, but i do not know you.
2. Admiral, fifteen caravels approaching.
- A fleet?
- No, all float.
3. In the military:
- Company ..., to shoulder arms!
- The tank no! Asshole!
4. I and JackI were going
- Nooo, we were going Jack and I
- Well, ready, I was not going.
5. Ring ring
- Say
- Doctor, doctor, my wife is about to give birth.
- Is your first child?
- I'm not your husband.
6. Two mothers are and tells each other,
- How about your daughter?
The other replied:
- From wonder, after doing an interview for the job I told you, the chosen, in two weeks has been promoted to chief of section, the boss has given him a car company and now he is going to rent an apartment near the company to reach at least that afternoon.
- How about yours?
Well-alike prostitute as yours but with less luck.
7. Little John why not irrigate the garden?
- Because it's raining cats and dogs
- Do not be lazy, take an umbrella.
8. Notice in the press:
- Paint houses at home.
9. Do you hear marks the thermometer?
- Zero degrees
- Man, neither cold nor hot.
10. A very ugly woman wants to present a contest for uglys. Mr arrives to sign up, he looks and says:
- Sorry, we do not allow professionals.
